The OMG WTF post...
... seriously. that's my reaction to everything these days.
"India lost the ODI series to Pakistan? OMG WTF!"
"The NDP and the Liberals are in an alliance? OMG WTF!"
"You don't like fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt? OMG WTF!"
it is to be hoped that this is a temporary glitch caused by exams.
Coolest Playlists EVER: So, I'm the Queen of low attention spans. People who have sat with me through two hour lectures can attest to the fact that by the middle of the second hour, I'm pretty much a gone case - I doodle, I stare off into space - the works. I'm even worse with music. I am physically incapable (most of the time) of just leaving Winamp on shuffle and doing my thing. What usually happens is this - Song X plays for 30 seconds. I get bored. I get up and change to Song Y. That plays for 30 seconds as well - and then I change to Song Z. (Rinse, Repeat and Alphabetize as you see fit) But now, I have playlists that are so - mellow may not be the right word - listen-able I can just leave them on and relax.
- Music from the O.C. - mixes 1, 2 & 4 - has some of the coolest indie music ever, plus it's actually fun to listen to! 3 hours of boredom-free listening. NB - mix 3 is absent because it is *shudder* holiday music.
- Buddha Bar - All seven volumes, plus Segesta - wonderful, stirring world music & remixes - a seriously eclectic mix of tracks means that you have 12 hours of awesome, diverse listening that ensures you never want to get up and switch the track - and for me, that's really good.
so I was watching House yesterday - and yeah, I had an exam today - I am an inept, inept person who does not deserve to live - anyway, House holds up an X-Ray and starts talking about epiphyseal growth plates, and I jump up and down screaming, "AAAAAH! That's on my exam tomorrow! I know what that is! Clearly television is educational!!!" - to which my family gave me the patented go-to-your-room-and-take-your-meds look. I get that a lot these days - can't, for the life of me, think why.
Anyway, now presenting a scene from chez abacus:
Mum: You know, I don't think those earrings go well with that outfit.
Me: What are you saying? OMG the rejection! I shall cast myself from this window and kill myself!
Dad: (singularly unimpressed) That window's on ground level.
Me: Dude. Do you *want* me to kill myself? OMG WTF! You people are supposed to be my parents! Such lack of caring! I shall now cast myself from that window (points to another ground-level window) and kill myself!
Mum (to Dad, aside) : Definitely switched at the hospital.
Brother: (pops his head in and surveys the histrionics) Whoa. Che's gone insane. Can I have her share of the pizza?
Me: AAAIEEEE! I KEEL YOU NOW!
(wrestle/slapfight ensues)
Dad: So. These are our children.
Mum: Yup.
Dad: I'm sad now.
Mum: Yeah. How about we ditch these guys and go watch a movie?
Dad: Hmm. Let's.
(This snippet was processed in a facility that handles fiction. If you come into contact with this piece and are allergic to fiction, please proceed to the nearest documentary festival and wash off the fiction with copious amounts of fact.)
13 comments:
Vampires can fly. who cares what floor the window is on. OMG WTF.
Heheheeee, right now in Mechanical, we tell just about everyone and everything to just F off (and then breathe really heavily and deeply so that our faces turn red). If you've watched the Russel Peters stand up act, the one where he talks about some kid named Ryan up in Canada you'll know what I'm talking about.
I managed to convince my bro that we exchanged him for somebody else (can't remember the name I gave the guy) because the other guy turned out to be too much of a pain. Was fun while it lasted, MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
A new blog entry!? OMG WTF! ;)
At least your brother and you didn't get out yardsticks and metresticks and battle in a lightsaber fashion :D Hey this gives me an idea for the Unit Wars saga... :D
keith: i used to try selling my brother to my friends who were only children & wanted siblings... it didn't work :D
stephen: you COMMENTED? OMG WTF! and yes, looking forward to further installments of the unit wars
who's this anonymous guy, anywho? :-S
I would hazard a guess that anonymous guy is Vincent. If I'm right, I win one (1) oatmeal raisin cookie. If I'm wrong, one (1) oatmeal raisin cookie wins me. :D
stephen - ewww... raisins? *shudder*
Raisins got me through the MCAT in one piece (I ate them during the breaks between sections as a semi-sugar boost) :D
Hehehehehe. You're so cute. How is Bobby doing, btw? I'd offer to buy him off you, except you'd have to take my sis in return...
Also Buddha Bar is uber awesome!
stephen: instead of raisins, you should have tried... ACTUAL SUGAR!!! or a candy bar, but raisins? :P
hem: it's a trade! i'll send him to you in the mail. :D
Actually, in my nutritional research leading up to the day of the MCAT (consisting of websearches, forum advice and polling, and random sample surveys -- yes, I'm a geek :P), I concluded that pure sugar or a candy bar would raise my blood sugar immensely and then follow it with a sudden drop. This drop would cause me to shift my equilibrium away from the "waking" state to the "sleep" state, negatively impacting my MCAT results. Thus, raisins were chosen for consumption. :P Like any good study, though, more research is clearly needed. :D
Also, being an only child, I'm perfectly willing to take any and all siblings that are no longer wanted. :D
You have two seemingly random concepts, and you have to connect them to each other using randomness (but logically-based randomness) in exactly 8 sentences (or sentence fragments).
Example: Connect Cheese to Admiral (the Admiral from BIOME):
When you've got cheese, you've got choice. Are you saying you're pro-choice? Or pro-life? Because both sides are pros. You have to be a pro to find out exactly what the hell each side is talking about. And when you do, you will control the past. He who controls the past commands the future. He who comands the future commands the Fuhrer, and the Fuhrer is Admiral.
The person who posts gets to choose the next two random ideas.
One caveat. When you post, you have to find a new blog to post on. So if you respond to this, find a new blog and post the next chain there. Then come back here and say you've posted the next chain. Another person will have to find that chain and make up a new string of sentences. Get it? Got it? Good.
Connect fusion power to the Democratic Republic of Congo.
Just to let you know, I wasn't the one who posted the above here, although I know who did. :D (And thanks very much, "anonymous", for plagiarizing my BIOME post.) :D
You sound really defensive Stephen. A little too defensive if you ask me.
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